The Hotties of G.I. Joe

On August 14 we’ll get the much anticipated arrival of G.I. Joe: Rise of the Cobra, and beyond the explodiness and sword fighting that are quite likely present, we’re going to get a serious dose of T&A.

Rachel Nichols stars as Scarlett, the crossbow wielding hottie that fights for the good guys. Yep, a crossbow. How cool is that? She also may be involved in a love triangle with Snake Eyes and Ripcord. Just look at how she fills out the armor… very cool–and look at that crossbow!

Also see Rachel Nichols’ gallery.

It took me a while to notice the weird bird wing or that she’s holding a candelabra, so I want to point it out so you can explain it to me.

Sienna Miller stars as the Baroness, the ass-kicking bad girl second in command of Cobra… and of course is totally hot in her skin-tight leather evil-outfit. In the film, she is ditched at the alter by Duke (HOW COULD HE?), and is under the influence of the Cobra Commander (I’d say “good for him” but I won’t, and I won’t say why as that might be a spoiler, I’m not really sure).  What I am sure of is that with Baroness on screen it’s going to be seriously kick ass.

And of course, Sienna Miller’s gallery (NSFW: topless)